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Created on 2001-07-06 12:48:05 (#228878), last updated 2001-08-09

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Name:	Captain William T. Jerk
Location:	Starship Asshole in the Anal Nebula

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Graduated from uh, from uh... uh with high honors! Yeah thats right, high fuckin honors! Because Im a genius! Uh, lets see... Uh... Im good at shoootin'. I own a spaceship, I bet thats more than your tired ass has.

This is stupid, Im tired of writing..... I tire easily, I am a CAPTAIN after all...

bastards...

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Interests (38):

bad assness, being a bad ass, big ass lazer cannons, big tits, boobs, brodcast farting, chicks from loose planets, cup holders, explosives, fake plastic trees, fantasy, farting in my chair, funny, holodeck porn, khan sucks my nads, loose alien chicks, me, me=badass, more boobs, more explosives, movies, my command chair, my penis, pitching tents, pointy things, really cool heroic shit, ripping ass, sci-fi, senseless rolling, shit in general, shoot to kill, snythetic burritos, space ships, stroking my ego, stroking other things, sub-space farting, teleporting accidents, tribble football

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